David?

Thomas discovered Michael at a crash site (Taken with instagram)

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ilovecharts:

Fixed.

-Nadiah

whitewhine:

The Google engineers will get right on that

textsfrombennett:

Bennett on The McDonald’s Trick™

oh man

textsfrombennett:

A text from Bennett’s girlfriend Mercedes #textsfrombennett

Oh my god this is hilarious

Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)Buy a falconer’s...

dallasclayton:

HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)

Buy a falconer’s glove.

Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.

Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”

Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.

If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…

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